Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of ALEX666KORN · Life 1 · Sakhal
ALEX666KORN's first recorded life anywhere ended on Sakhal after twenty hours and nine minutes, closing a file that survived eighty-three separate visits from the infected and one documented trip to zero health, only for the paper's instruments to go silent at the moment that should have explained everything.
“We had him climbing back from nothing an hour earlier. Nobody's instrument caught whatever got him the second time.”
The numbers up to that point told a coherent story: zero kills across twenty-two sessions, a man who apparently never raised a weapon in anger but absorbed punishment like it was his part-time job, including one encounter that cost him ten separate hits before he staggered off to log in again later. He hit the floor of the health meter at some point in there and came back from it, which on Sakhal counts as a minor miracle and on this desk counts as a paragraph.
Then, in good health, with no infected nearby, no weapon fired at him, and no condition on file to blame, the record simply stops. The paper has no mechanism to report. The last entry is a man who had already survived his own obituary once and still couldn't tell us how the second draft got written.
ObituariesSakhalUnknownDebut File
Died — Environment
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Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 86
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 92
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 87
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 89
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 94
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 86
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 63
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 93
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 93
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 85
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 85
Horde — 8 blows over 4m
HP down to 83
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 3 hits
HP down to 95
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 97
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 92
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 96
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 66
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 5 blows over 3m
HP down to 94
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 89
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Horde — 8 blows over 3m
HP down to 85
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 92
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 85
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 87
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 83
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 76
Horde — 10 blows over 2m
HP down to 84
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 83
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Horde — 8 blows over 4m
HP down to 92
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 90
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 90
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 87
Horde — 9 blows over 3m
HP down to 81
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 51
Sessions 2–22
21 logins
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 80
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 93
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 88
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 92
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.