Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 2 days ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of BakedTender710 · Life 1 · Chernarus
BakedTender710 had no history anywhere before today, and Chernarus took five separate sittings and four hours and forty-seven minutes to compose a debut that nobody signed off on.
“Five sessions to build it, zero lines to explain how it ended — that's not a cause of death, that's a resignation letter.”
The infected tried twelve times to settle the matter, once landing six hits in a single visit, and twelve times failed to close the file. Health bottomed out completely at some point along the way and recovered anyway, which the record notes with the mild astonishment of a desk that has seen this before and still can't explain it. Then, in good health, with no mechanism entered anywhere on the page, the life simply stopped being lived. The paper has no cause to report because there isn't one on file — only a last timestamp and a body that, as far as anyone can tell, had nothing wrong with it.
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Died — Environment
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Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 92
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Sessions 2–5
4 logins
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 95
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.