Obituary · NASDARA BUREAU · 2 days ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Cee Lo GREEN 96 · Life 1 · Nasdara
Cee Lo GREEN 96 logged ten hours and thirty-nine minutes across twelve sessions, absorbed thirty separate run-ins with the infected including one eleven-bite mauling that should have been the whole story, and then closed the file in good health with nothing written where the cause belongs.
“Thirty bites and he walked out of every one of them. Whatever got him didn't bother leaving a signature.”
This was the seventh recorded life for a man whose first six produced eight hours and forty-four minutes as a personal ceiling and a kill count that has never left zero. Nasdara was supposed to be the one where the pattern broke. Instead the record shows a survivor who clawed back from the floor of his own health bar more than once, outlasted an infected gauntlet that would have folded lesser résumés, and then simply stopped being alive with no mechanism attached to explain it.
The paper does not speculate. The paper notes only that a man who has now died seven times, zero of them by his own hand against another survivor, has once again produced a blank where the story should be.
ObituariesNasdaraUnknownRepeat Offender
Died — Environment
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Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Horde — 9 blows over 3m
HP down to 90
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 96
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 94
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 3 hits
HP down to 97
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 97
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 85
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 97
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 90
Horde — 11 blows over 2m
HP down to 85
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 3 hits
HP down to 91
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 91
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 87
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 96
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 92
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 91
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Sessions 2–12
11 logins
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.