Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Crazyalexie1812 · Life 1 · Livonia
Crazyalexie1812 carried a career total of zero confirmed kills and one twenty-one-hour outlier on Sakhal into a second Livonia life that ran forty-nine minutes, and in that span the man cleared four separate visits from the infected — one of them a ten-hit beating — before dying of a fall while in good health.
“He answered every bite on the sheet and then failed the one test nobody grades on paper.”
The infected had four chances across two sessions and came away with nothing but a stat line. Gravity needed one. The health bar that survived a ten-hit mauling with room to spare read full at the moment the file closed, which the desk notes only because it means whatever killed Crazyalexie1812 was not hunger, not blood loss, and not teeth — it was elevation, and elevation does not miss twice.
Across three lives on two maps, the man now has zero kills, one long and unremarkable stretch of competence on Sakhal, and two abrupt endings that had nothing to do with combat. The infected keep losing. The record keeps closing anyway.
ObituariesLivoniaEnvironmentElevation
Died — Fell
Energy 2442 · Water 492
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 90
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 86
Session 2 began
Logged in.
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.