Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Factorm9162495 · Life 1 · Chernarus
Factorm9162495 absorbed six separate maulings on Chernarus, the worst of them a twenty-seven-hit beating that by any reasonable accounting should have been the entry under cause of death — and then walked away from all of it into a file that closes with nothing written down at all.
“We have the bite count. We have the survival. We do not have the ending. File it under undetermined and move on, there is nothing here to learn from.”
Forty-nine minutes was the total tenure, shy of the hour-fifty-five the ledger already had on record from a prior life spent on Livonia, meaning the one number this player had ever posted worth repeating went unrepeated. Zero kills carried over from that prior life and zero kills close this one, a streak now two-for-two and fully intact. The infected, for their part, threw six separate tests at the body and lost every one of them, which makes the blank line where a cause should sit less a mystery than an insult — something got the job done that the entire local wildlife roster couldn't manage in six tries.
ObituariesChernarusUnknownUnfinished Business
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 332 · Water 160
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 50
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 62
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 68
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 70
Horde — 27 blows over 5m
HP down to 61
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.