Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of GreekJesus7900 · Life 1 · Sakhal
GreekJesus7900 arrived on Sakhal with exactly one prior life to his name, eleven minutes on Livonia and nothing to show for it, and improved on that figure by nearly fifty percent before the improvement stopped mattering.
“He'd doubled his own high-water mark and treated it like a finish line instead of a checkpoint. The infected disagreed.”
The encounter that ended him was, on paper, a single one — one infected, one exchange, five separate hits landed before anyone involved called it decided. GreekJesus7900 went from fine to finished with the kind of speed that makes triage reports redundant, and closed out at zero health having drawn zero blood of his own across either life on record. He is survived by a career total of two lives, two maps, and no confirmed kills, which the ledger notes is a streak in its own right.
ObituariesSakhalEnvironmentPersonal Bests
Died — Infected
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Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.