Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 week ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of KrustyClown2169 · Life 2 · Chernarus
KrustyClown2169's second recorded life on Chernarus ran three sessions and one hour and nine minutes before the record goes quiet on exactly how it ended, though the dehydration is loud enough to guess at.
“He survived the part that was trying to kill him and lost to the part that was just waiting.”
The infected tried nine times to finish him and only once came close, a mauling that left him at eleven of a possible hundred and took eight separate bites to get him there. He walked away from that one. What he apparently did not do, in any of the hours that followed, was drink anything, and the file closes on thirst rather than teeth. His first life anywhere, a one-hour-forty-two-minute outing with zero kills to its name, ended by his own hand; this one, with the same zero kills still on the board, ended by his own neglect. The paper notes the trend without passing further comment.
ObituariesChernarusEnvironmentDehydration Habit
Died — Likely dehydration
Energy 583 · Water 0
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 42
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 53
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 78
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 80
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 92
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Sessions 2–3
2 logins
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.