Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 week ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of KrustyClown2169 · Life 1 · Chernarus
KrustyClown2169's first recorded life anywhere ran five sessions and one hour and forty-two minutes before he ended it in good health, by his own hand, with no infected anywhere near the finish.
“Ten maulings logged, zero kills credited, and the cause of death still reads self-inflicted. The infected will want that one disputed.”
The record shows a man who earned his stretch the hard way: ten separate run-ins with the infected, one of them a thirteen-hit gauntlet that by any reasonable accounting should have been the headline. He walked out of all ten. He never fired a shot that found anyone, never needed to, and for an hour and forty-two minutes Chernarus simply couldn't finish what it kept starting. Then, with nothing chasing him and nothing broken, he finished it instead.
There is no prior life to compare this one against, no career of near-misses to say whether this was typical or exceptional. There is only the one ledger, closed cleanly, at full health, by the hand that opened it.
ObituariesChernarusSelf-InflictedDebut
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 19 · Water 83 · bleeding ×1
Horde — 13 blows over 1m
HP down to 66
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 3m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 88
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Sessions 2–5
4 logins
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 81
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 72
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 12 blows over 3m
HP down to 64
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.