Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of MoonBaby1998750 · Life 1 · Sakhal
MoonBaby1998750 carried exactly one prior life into Sakhal — two hours and forty-nine minutes on Chernarus, zero kills to show for it — and spent five sessions turning that modest personal best into four hours and fifty-five minutes of the same arithmetic.
“He beat the mauling, beat his own record, and then handed us a form with nothing filled in on the line that matters.”
The infected tried the usual eight times, once committing to a mauling that ran to twenty-five separate hits before giving up on its own initiative. MoonBaby1998750 answered every one of them and logged not a single kill in return, a scoreless streak now stretching across two lives and two maps without interruption. Vitals at the close were unremarkable — no hunger, no thirst, no fever, nothing owed to weather or wound. The file simply stops, five sessions and one modest improvement later, with no cause entered anywhere on the page.
ObituariesSakhalUnknownPersonal Bests
Died — Unknown
Energy 4663 · Water 3923
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Sessions 2–5
4 logins
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 81
Horde — 25 blows over 2m
HP down to 78
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.