Plop down's Five-Hour Sakhal Best Shrank to Thirteen Minutes and Three Maulings

The infected found him three separate times in a single session, and the third encounter did not bother negotiating — twenty-two hits before he ever stopped moving, then a slow arithmetic of blood loss that finished what teeth started. Zero kills across two prior lives became zero kills across three, a streak this desk can only describe as disciplined. The Sakhal record stands untouched, mostly because nothing here came close to threatening it.