Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of RagingDutchy694 · Life 1 · Chernarus
RagingDutchy694 arrived on Chernarus with a single prior life to his name — five hours and twelve minutes on Sakhal, zero kills, filed and forgotten — and spent eleven sessions grinding past it before the ledger simply went silent at five hours and fifty-one.
“He cleared every hazard we track and then found the one we don't have a form for.”
The infected tried forty-four times to make this stick, once landing thirty-six hits in a single mauling that dropped him to nothing on the health sheet and somehow not into the ground. He got back up every time. He shot no one, across two maps and two lives, a streak so consistent it reads less like bad luck and more like a policy. Then, with the infected cleared, his vitals intact, and no threat on file anywhere near him, the record simply stopped writing itself — no bite, no fall, no hunger, nothing. The paper has no cause because there is no cause on file, only a man who out-survived every recorded danger and lost to the one nobody logged.
ObituariesChernarusUnknownClean Sheet
Died — Environment
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Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 95
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 3m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 11 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 14 blows over 2m
HP down to 93
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 87
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 83
Horde — 22 blows over 1m
HP down to 73
Sessions 2–11
10 logins
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 97
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 73
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 73
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 71
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 68
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 64
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 55
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 65
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 49
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 36 blows over 2m
HP down to 51
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.