Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of RagingDutchy694 · Life 1 · Sakhal
RagingDutchy694 had no history anywhere on any ledger when the clock started on Sakhal, and by the time he stopped it he'd logged ten sessions, thirty-nine run-ins with the infected, and not one kill to his name.
“Thirty-nine incidents, zero fatalities from any of them, and the last line still isn't the infected's doing. That's not a bad run. That's just where he decided it ended.”
The infected tested him thirty-nine separate times, once for a stretch of nineteen hits that would have folded a lesser file outright, and every time he answered by simply not dying. Five hours and thirteen minutes is a respectable debut on a map that eats debuts for a light snack, and he did it clean — no kills claimed, none needed, health intact straight through to the final entry.
There was no ambush, no rival gamertag in the report, nothing chasing him when the file closed. He was upright, fed, breathing, and then he wasn't, and the record — for once — has nothing else to add.
ObituariesSakhalSelf-InflictedClean Record
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 1066 · Water 4235 · bleeding ×1
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 93
Horde — 19 blows over 4m
HP down to 71
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 94
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 93
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 88
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 87
Horde — 9 blows over 3m
HP down to 89
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 10 blows over 4m
HP down to 94
Horde — 7 blows over 3m
HP down to 96
Horde — 6 blows over 3m
HP down to 98
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 88
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 92
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 88
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 81
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 90
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 92
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 81
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 78
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 69
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 68
Horde — 16 blows over 2m
HP down to 72
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 97
Sessions 2–10
9 logins
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.