Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Randymarsh2915 · Life 1 · Sakhal
By the time the infected caught up to Randymarsh2915, he had already logged seven prior run-ins with the local wildlife, the ugliest of which required twenty-nine separate attempts before it counted as finished.
“Eight encounters is a fair sample size. We only needed the last one.”
The record shows no prior life anywhere, on any map, for Randymarsh2915 — a first appearance, a debut with nothing riding on it but itself. Four sessions and one hour and forty-one minutes bought him eight separate confrontations with the infected, seven of which he answered on his feet. The eighth did not ask twice. What began as another skirmish ended as a chase, and the chase ended the way chases on Sakhal generally do: with the survivor's health draining to nothing while the pursuit continued past the point where pursuit was even necessary.
No other player was involved, no shot was fired by human hands, and the ledger closes with zero kills credited and one debut fully spent. The infected, for their part, filed no comment, having already moved on to the next introduction.
ObituariesSakhalEnvironmentDebuts
Died — Infected
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Horde — 29 blows over 5m
HP down to 28
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 26
Horde — 12 blows over 2m
HP down to 30
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 43
Horde — 11 blows over 2m
HP down to 48
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 50
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 12
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 40
Sessions 2–4
3 logins
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 79
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.