Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 week ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Steveo12491 · Life 1 · Chernarus
Steveo12491's first recorded life anywhere closed after sixteen hours and twenty minutes, undone not by a rival but by the relentless arithmetic of the infected.
“Twelve in one sitting usually ends the conversation. This one just delayed it.”
Thirty-six separate run-ins with the infected is not a statistic so much as a career, and Steveo12491 treated it that way, surviving each encounter right up until the thirty-seventh, which came with twelve bites attached and no polite way to decline. The bleeding that followed was patient and thorough, the kind that does not care how many sessions a man logged getting here. Zero kills this life is not an indictment; it is simply what happens when all your available violence gets spent fending off teeth instead of handing any out.
ObituariesChernarusEnvironmentInfected Math
Died — Mauled
Energy 3806 · Water 4435 · bleeding ×1
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 96
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 96
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 12 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 97
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 92
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 12 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Sessions 2–38
37 logins
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 88
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.