Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
YrJustBad spent fourteen hours and forty-four minutes on his twenty-ninth Livonia life, survived thirty-eight separate introductions to the infected, and then stopped existing without anyone bothering to say why.
“He beat everything with a pulse and something with no pulse at all finished the job. We don't have a box to check for that.”
This was, by any honest read of the file, his best outing on record — longer than the sample, tougher than the average, one confirmed kill logged in the two minutes it took to earn it. He absorbed a fourteen-hit mauling and walked away from it. He walked away from three more fights after that. Then, at full health, with nothing chasing him and nothing written down, the record simply closed. For a man whose usual method of exit was his own hand — thirty-three times, most recently a bullet he arranged himself — going out to an unlisted cause counts, in this office, as an upgrade.
ObituariesLivoniaUnknownRepeat Customer
Died — Environment
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Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 75
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 35
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 95
Firefight — hit by XxBE4zyxX
3 hits taken · HP 88
Firefight — hit by XxBE4zyxX
5 hits taken · HP 88
Horde — 11 blows over 2m
HP down to 94
Firefight — hit by Unforgivn420
1 hit taken · HP 97
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Sessions 14–22
9 logins
SCR 17 · 2 m
Firefight — hit by RonaldRaygun552
1 hit taken · HP 97
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Session 13 began
Logged in.
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Horde — 4 blows over 3m
HP down to 98
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 14 blows over 4m
HP down to 97
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 13 blows over 6m
HP down to 98
Horde — 13 blows over 4m
HP down to 96
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 62
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 47
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 72
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 86
Sessions 2–12
11 logins
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 87
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.