Survivor · verified
1 alive · 0 banned · 1 clear · 2 servers
Every life here is tracked to the minute, birth to death, across sessions.
Chernarus
Not played
Nasdara
9h 35m
Alive
Life 1 · started 3 days ago
First seen Jul 2026
15 obituaries filed
LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
RonaldRaygun552 spent three hours and forty-nine minutes surviving twenty-one separate meetings with the infected, walked away from the worst of them with a dozen bites still on his ledger and his health intact, and then closed the file himself.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552's eighth Sakhal life ran two hours and twenty-four minutes before he closed it himself, which by the standards of his own file counts as a personal best.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 survived four separate sit-downs with the infected this life, the worst of them leaving him at fifteen percent of himself, and then, in apparent good health, simply stopped being alive.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552, on his twelfth documented attempt at staying alive anywhere on the continent, spent two hours and twenty-eight minutes in good standing before a wolf ended a career previously ended, eleven separate times, by other people.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 survived two separate maulings by the infected — the worse of the two four hits deep — and then died anyway, of nothing the record cares to name, eight minutes into his seventh documented Livonia life.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 survived eleven separate arguments with the infected, one of which nearly went the full nineteen rounds, only to be closed out at conversational distance by a rifle in the hands of a man who introduced himself as YrJustBad.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 notched his first confirmed kill in eleven documented lives on Wednesday, then spent the next several hours proving a single data point does not make a legacy.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 lasted thirty-one minutes on Sakhal this time, which is not the story — the story is that whatever ended it left no mark, no bite, no bruise, and no explanation for the paper to print.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 2 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 survived five hours and seventeen minutes on Livonia before the infected finally caught up with him, which made this his longest life in nine documented attempts and did not save him regardless.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 clawed back from a health total the paper's ledger records simply as zero, survived the worst of fourteen separate maulings, and then, fully healed and presumably feeling invincible, stepped off something and died anyway.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 came back to Livonia for a third go at a life this desk has now buried twice before, fought off the infected three separate times — the worst leaving eight marks and no clear victor — and then, nineteen minutes in, simply stopped appearing in the record, with no cause offered anywhere in the file.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552's second Livonia life ran an hour and fifty-five minutes before YrJustBad closed the file from eighty-two meters with a Mosin, proving once again that the man can survive almost anything except another human being with a scope.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552's third Sakhal file closed the same way most of his do — quickly — but this time the hand on the blade belonged to someone else. TidierCart8730 ended it with a steak knife, the kind of weapon that suggests either supreme confidence or an empty inventory.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 spent two prior lives proving he could kill himself faster than the map could, and on his second Sakhal file he broke the streak by dying to something else entirely.
SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
RonaldRaygun552 survived a fourteen-hit mauling that left him clinging to less than a third of himself, nursed the damage back to nothing, and twenty-four minutes into his first Sakhal file decided the recovery wasn't worth keeping.