Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago

RonaldRaygun552 Sets a Personal Record, Then Gets Eaten Anyway

Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 4 · Livonia

RonaldRaygun552 survived five hours and seventeen minutes on Livonia before the infected finally caught up with him, which made this his longest life in nine documented attempts and did not save him regardless.

The Rap Sheet · Deceased

Survived: 5h 17m
Kills: 0
Sessions: 12
Cause: Infected

“Longest he's ever lasted. Still walked out with nothing to show for it but bite marks.”
— a supply runner who tallied the encounter count secondhand

The record shows nineteen separate scuffles with the infected across those five hours, one of which reportedly ran forty-two hits deep before anyone involved got bored. He absorbed a firefight along the way without dying from it, which for this particular file counts as a plot twist. He still has never confirmed a kill in any life he has lived, anywhere, against anything, a streak now nine lives deep and apparently load-bearing.

By the end his health had bottomed out completely, and the infected that finished the job simply had more stamina than he had reasons to keep running. His usual killer across the continent has been animals; Livonia's infected are, taxonomically, close enough that the pattern holds.

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The Final Reload

5h 17m in
Died — Infected
—
4h 48m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 83
4h 24m in
Firefight — hit by Unforgivn420
1 hit taken · HP 73
3h 50m in
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
3h 30m in
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 94
2h 24m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
2h 20m in
Horde — 10 blows over 2m
HP down to 100
2h 08m in
Horde — 9 blows over 3m
HP down to 100
2h 01m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
1h 53m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
1h 47m in
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
1h 45m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
1h 29m in
Horde — 42 blows over 6m
HP down to 79
1h 22m in
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
1h 04m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
0h 44m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
0h 37m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
0h 17m in
Sessions 2–12
11 logins
0h 16m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
0h 08m in
Horde — 12 blows over 4m
HP down to 99
0h 06m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
0h 05m in
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
0h 01m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
0h 00m
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.

More From the Morgue

The Final Reload

5h 17m in

Died — Infected

—

4h 48m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 83

4h 24m in

Firefight — hit by Unforgivn420

1 hit taken · HP 73

3h 50m in

Horde — 5 blows over 2m

HP down to 98

3h 30m in

Took a beating — 1 hit

HP down to 94

2h 24m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

2h 20m in

Horde — 10 blows over 2m

HP down to 100

2h 08m in

Horde — 9 blows over 3m

HP down to 100

2h 01m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

1h 53m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

1h 47m in

Horde — 8 blows over 1m

HP down to 93

1h 45m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 92

1h 29m in

Horde — 42 blows over 6m

HP down to 79

1h 22m in

Horde — 6 blows over 1m

HP down to 95

1h 04m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

0h 44m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 89

0h 37m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

0h 17m in

Sessions 2–12

11 logins

0h 16m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

0h 08m in

Horde — 12 blows over 4m

HP down to 99

0h 06m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

0h 05m in

Life qualified

Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.

0h 01m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

0h 00m

Washed ashore — life begins

Session 1. Grace period active.