Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of YrJustBad · Life 4 · Chernarus
YrJustBad took thirty-eight prior deaths into his fourth Chernarus file and finally did something out of character: he didn't do it himself. The paper has no idea what did it instead.
“Thirty-eight closures with a cause of death attached, and the one time he didn't write it himself, the paper's got nothing.”
Four sessions, two hours and twelve minutes, zero kills — a modest ledger for a man with thirty-eight entries behind him, most of them signed in his own hand. He absorbed five separate run-ins with the infected, the worst a seven-hit mauling that dropped him to forty-two percent and somehow didn't finish the job. Something else did, later, quietly, off the page. His usual method — suicide, reliable as weather — sat this one out. For once the record can't even blame him.
His best prior run was on Livonia, a fact the file keeps bringing up like a parent mentioning the one good semester. Chernarus has never managed to top it, and tonight it declined to even try explaining itself.
ObituariesChernarusUnknownKnown Repeat Offender
Died — Unknown
Energy 841 · Water 2399
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 42
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 94
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
Sessions 2–4
3 logins
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.