Obituary · NASDARA BUREAU · yesterday
Filed by The Desk · A life of Angryas1anpanda · Life 1 · Nasdara
Forty-four minutes into his twelfth recorded life, Angryas1anpanda died in full health of absolutely nothing the paper can name — a first for a man who usually handled that part himself.
“Eleven suicides on record, and the one time it isn't him, we still can't tell you who it was.”
Eleven prior lives on the books, a personal best of one day and twenty hours logged on Livonia, and a house habit of closing his own file by his own hand whenever the world got dull. This time Nasdara didn't give him the chance, or the choice, or even the courtesy of a line item. No bite, no bullet, no fall, no thirst — just a man at zero kills and full health one moment, and a blank entry the next.
The desk notes this marks the first time in his career the cause of death wasn't a note he wrote himself. Whether that counts as progress is a question for a healthier filing system than this one.
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Died — Environment
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Took a beating — 22 hits
HP down to 83
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 4 hits
HP down to 96
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.