Obituary · NASDARA BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 1 · Nasdara
RonaldRaygun552 outlasted every one of his twenty prior lives on Nasdara, closing out ten hours and seven minutes before finishing the job himself, in good health, by hand.
“He improved his personal best by sixteen minutes and his method by nothing at all.”
Seventeen sessions produced the longest stretch of his career: twenty-eight separate run-ins with the infected, one mauling that took eight bites before it let go, and a single firefight that left a mark without leaving a body count. His health bottomed out low enough to worry a lesser survivor and recovered anyway, which made the ending, when it came, a choice rather than a consequence. It was his twenty-first life and his personal best, and it ended exactly like the last one, and the one before that, which the desk notes without further comment.
ObituariesNasdaraSelf-InflictedPersonal Bests
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 190 · Water 4857
Took a beating — 9 hits
HP down to 30
Took a beating — 3 hits
HP down to 68
Horde — 7 blows over 4m
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 91
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 95
Firefight — hit by Cee Lo GREEN 96
28 hits taken · HP 72
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 80
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 95
Sessions 2–17
16 logins
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.