Obituary · NASDARA BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of J1M R3AP3R · Life 3 · Nasdara
J1M R3AP3R survived a mauling that took sixteen separate bites and walked away at seventeen percent health, which turned out to be the easy part of the day.
“He treated every bite like the real threat and the one resource that actually kills slowly like a rumor.”
Seven sessions into a map where his prior best stood at three hours and fifty-four minutes, J1M R3AP3R finally found the discipline to last seven and a half hours without once pulling a trigger that connected with anything. Zero kills this life, zero kills across six prior lives everywhere else he has ever logged in, a streak so consistent it has started to look less like bad luck and more like a philosophy. The infected tried their hardest and failed forty-two separate times to finish him. Thirst did it instead, quietly, while he was presumably congratulating himself on the forty-second survival.
The file notes no water source nearby, no canteen refilled, no plan beyond outlasting teeth. He did. The teeth lost. He still died.
ObituariesNasdaraEnvironmentRationing
Died — Dehydration
Energy 1391 · Water 0
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 17
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 24
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 34
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 44
Horde — 16 blows over 3m
HP down to 54
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 91
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 86
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 85
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 87
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 75
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 86
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 87
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Horde — 11 blows over 4m
HP down to 91
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 72
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 71
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 77
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 75
Horde — 11 blows over 1m
HP down to 66
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Horde — 9 blows over 2m
HP down to 83
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 94
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 92
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Sessions 2–6
5 logins
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.