Obituary · NASDARA BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of Mattner MSG · Life 1 · Nasdara
Mattner MSG arrived on Nasdara with no prior life anywhere to his name and spent twelve sessions and twelve hours and twenty-nine minutes proving he could take a beating, which made the silence at the end of it all the more conspicuous.
“We have the hours, we have the bite count, we have a man in perfect health. What we don't have is an ending, and that's the part that keeps me up.”
Twenty-six separate run-ins with the infected, one of them a seventeen-hit gauntlet that would have folded lesser résumés, and four firefights that left a mark but not a kill. Mattner MSG absorbed all of it, logged out clean more than once, and kept coming back for more sessions until the twelfth one simply failed to produce a thirteenth. He was in good health when the record stops. No mechanism is listed. No one saw it happen, or if they did, they did not file a report.
The paper has no cause to print and declines to invent one. Zero kills, zero deaths credited to any named hand, and a clean bill of health at the moment the file closed itself — Nasdara's way of saying it simply stopped keeping score.
ObituariesNasdaraUnknownUnexplained Closure
Died — Unknown
Energy 1296 · Water 4904
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 94
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 81
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Firefight — hit by X Shadestorm X
1 hit taken · HP 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 96
Firefight — hit by Cee Lo GREEN 96
1 hit taken · HP 96
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 3m
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 97
Horde — 17 blows over 8m
HP down to 91
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 3 hits
HP down to 97
Firefight — hit by Cee Lo GREEN 96
11 hits taken · HP 88
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 4m
HP down to 96
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 99
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 85
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 80
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Firefight — hit by Cee Lo GREEN 96
4 hits taken · HP 85
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Horde — 15 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Sessions 2–12
11 logins
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.