Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of YrJustBad · Life 1 · Chernarus
YrJustBad entered this life with thirty-five prior deaths on the books and a house style of ending things personally, and then, ten hours and thirty-eight minutes in, declined to follow the pattern — the record shows good health and nothing else.
“Thirty-five prior closures with his own hand on the weapon, and the one time we needed an answer, the file just goes quiet.”
Across fifteen sessions he absorbed twenty-nine separate run-ins with the infected, the worst a seven-hit mauling that left him standing, which by his own career numbers counts as a minor miracle. He logged zero kills, same as always, and never approached his personal best of one day and five hours, set on Livonia back when self-sabotage was still his signature move. His usual verdict reads suicide. This one reads nothing, which is either growth or the least interesting ending he's ever produced.
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Died — Unknown
Energy 904 · Water 1967
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 99
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 3m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 94
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 87
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 95
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Sessions 2–15
14 logins
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.