Obituary · NASDARA BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of ManMarAlva88 · Life 1 · Nasdara
ManMarAlva88 closed out eight hours and fifty-nine minutes on Nasdara carrying the same statistic he opened with three lives ago: zero kills, a man who apparently came to this map to be chewed on rather than to chew.
“He survived the thing that's supposed to kill people here. We don't have a form for what actually did.”
The infected tried thirteen separate times and once got him down to nothing, a flatline of a health bar that by any reasonable accounting should have ended things on the spot. He walked away from that. He did not walk away from whatever four-legged thing decided, late in session thirteen, that a man who'd already survived forty-four bites owed the food chain something personal.
His file now shows three prior lives, a career-best of thirteen hours and eleven minutes posted on Chernarus, and not one single kill to his name anywhere, on any map, in any life. Nasdara gave him his second-longest stretch on record and the exact same final column. The paper notes the pattern without pretending it's a coincidence anymore.
ObituariesNasdaraEnvironmentZero Kills
Died — Animal
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Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 75
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 74
Horde — 11 blows over 2m
HP down to 72
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 78
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 82
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 80
Horde — 10 blows over 2m
HP down to 79
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 78
Horde — 44 blows over 1m
HP down to 63
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Took a beating — 2 hits
HP down to 100
Sessions 2–13
12 logins
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.