Survivor · verified
1 alive · 0 banned · 1 clear · 2 servers
Every life here is tracked to the minute, birth to death, across sessions.
Chernarus
0h 25m
Alive
Life 1 · started 3 days ago
Nasdara
Not played
First seen Jul 2026
8 obituaries filed
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda spent ninety-one minutes proving the infected of Chernarus couldn't finish the job, then finished it personally, in good health, with a clean bill and zero kills to show for any of it.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda made it through nineteen separate disagreements with the infected, the worst of which alone landed eleven hits, and then died anyway of a bleed nobody bothered to stop.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda survived four hours and forty-five minutes on Livonia, which the file confirms is the longest he has ever managed across six documented attempts at staying alive, before Unforgivn420 closed the account with a LAR round fired from thirty meters.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda's fourth Livonia life ran fifty-two minutes, six longer than anything he had managed anywhere on the continent before it — and at the end, with something on his trail, he decided he would be the one to finish it.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda arrived on Chernarus with no file anywhere on the continent and left one eleven minutes later that the paper cannot finish reading, because nothing wrote itself into it.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda's third Livonia file closed at fourteen minutes, killed by the infected after a single session that never had a chance to become a second one.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda, whose career ledger showed two lives and a personal best of twenty-nine minutes, spent forty-six minutes on Livonia rewriting that number before closing the book personally.
LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Angryas1anpanda, a man whose entire prior career amounted to eleven minutes on Chernarus before the usual verdict of died, opened a Livonia file that ran twenty-nine minutes and closed it with no verdict at all.