Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Angryas1anpanda · Life 1 · Chernarus
Angryas1anpanda arrived on Chernarus with no file anywhere on the continent and left one eleven minutes later that the paper cannot finish reading, because nothing wrote itself into it.
“We get bite marks, we get fall damage, we get idiots who forget to eat. This one we just get the last timestamp.”
Three sessions logged, zero kills recorded, eleven minutes of survival, and then a stop with no comma before it. No infected, no gunfire, no exposure, no failing body — the ledger that usually itemizes a Chernarus death offers nothing to itemize. In good health, by the paper's own last measurement, right up until the entry simply ends.
The desk has covered starvation, mauling, gravity, and spite. It has not, until today, covered silence. Angryas1anpanda's stands as the rare Chernarus file where the mystery isn't how thorough the ending was, but that there was one at all.
ObituariesChernarusUnknownUnsolved
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 1667 · Water 1324
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Sessions 2–3
2 logins
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.