Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Angryas1anpanda · Life 2 · Livonia
Angryas1anpanda, whose career ledger showed two lives and a personal best of twenty-nine minutes, spent forty-six minutes on Livonia rewriting that number before closing the book personally.
“He beat his own personal best by seventeen minutes and used the extra time to think about it.”
The forty-six minutes were not quiet ones. The infected found the subject five separate times, once in a stretch violent enough to leave a count of twenty-five hits and a body running on forty percent of itself before the swarm broke off. Angryas1anpanda recovered fully, logged zero kills for a career that has never logged one, and then, in good health, by their own hand, ended the longest life their file has ever contained.
The desk notes the improvement over the prior record for the archive and nothing more. Two lives, two deaths, and now a third entry that at least took its time getting there.
ObituariesLivoniaSelf-InflictedSelf-Made Records
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 182 · Water 1066 · bleeding ×1
Horde — 25 blows over 9m
HP down to 40
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 92
Session 2 began
Logged in.
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 83
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 82
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.