Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago

Angryas1anpanda Survived Eleven Bites, Lost to a Papercut

Filed by The Desk · A life of Angryas1anpanda · Life 6 · Livonia

Angryas1anpanda made it through nineteen separate disagreements with the infected, the worst of which alone landed eleven hits, and then died anyway of a bleed nobody bothered to stop.

The Rap Sheet · Deceased

Survived: 2h 41m
Kills: 0
Sessions: 4
Cause: Bled out

“He fought off eleven at once and then let the paperwork kill him.”
— an infected who walked away from the encounter more intact than the victim

This was life number six on Livonia, and by the record's count, the eighth attempt at existing anywhere on the continent — a run that lasted two hours and forty-one minutes, which is either an improvement or a coincidence depending on how charitable the reader wants to be. Zero kills again, a streak now eight lives deep, though in fairness the infected did try their best to make it interesting, chewing the health bar down to twenty-seven before anyone drew a weapon. The bleed that finally closed the file was the quiet kind — no gunfire, no last stand, just a slow arithmetic error nobody corrected in time. Notably, this was not a suicide, which for this particular file counts as a plot twist.

ObituariesLivoniaEnvironmentDeath by Neglect

The Final Reload

2h 41m in
Died — Bled out
Energy 1065 · Water 1337 · bleeding ×1
2h 36m in
Horde — 11 blows over 2m
HP down to 27
2h 34m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 45
2h 29m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 48
2h 25m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 50
2h 24m in
Took a beating — 6 hits
HP down to 51
2h 06m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
1h 51m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
1h 43m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
1h 21m in
Horde — 7 blows over 3m
HP down to 87
1h 17m in
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 87
1h 13m in
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
1h 11m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
1h 08m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
1h 02m in
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 96
0h 49m in
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
0h 42m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
0h 38m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
0h 18m in
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 84
0h 14m in
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 82
0h 10m in
Sessions 2–4
3 logins
0h 05m in
Horde — 4 blows over 3m
HP down to 99
0h 05m in
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
0h 00m
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.

More From the Morgue

The Final Reload

2h 41m in

Died — Bled out

Energy 1065 · Water 1337 · bleeding ×1

2h 36m in

Horde — 11 blows over 2m

HP down to 27

2h 34m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 45

2h 29m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 48

2h 25m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 50

2h 24m in

Took a beating — 6 hits

HP down to 51

2h 06m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

1h 51m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 91

1h 43m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 98

1h 21m in

Horde — 7 blows over 3m

HP down to 87

1h 17m in

Horde — 7 blows over 1m

HP down to 87

1h 13m in

Horde — 6 blows over 1m

HP down to 89

1h 11m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

1h 08m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 98

1h 02m in

Horde — 3 blows over 2m

HP down to 96

0h 49m in

Horde — 6 blows over 1m

HP down to 93

0h 42m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 96

0h 38m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 99

0h 18m in

Horde — 5 blows over 2m

HP down to 84

0h 14m in

Horde — 8 blows over 1m

HP down to 82

0h 10m in

Sessions 2–4

3 logins

0h 05m in

Horde — 4 blows over 3m

HP down to 99

0h 05m in

Life qualified

Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.

0h 00m

Washed ashore — life begins

Session 1. Grace period active.