Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Angryas1anpanda · Life 5 · Livonia
Angryas1anpanda survived four hours and forty-five minutes on Livonia, which the file confirms is the longest he has ever managed across six documented attempts at staying alive, before Unforgivn420 closed the account with a LAR round fired from thirty meters.
“He walked like a man who'd already decided how this ends and was just killing time until it did.”
The infected tried first and tried often — twenty-seven separate engagements, one of them a thirty-hit gauntlet that should by any reasonable accounting have ended things on its own — and one firefight beforehand had already dragged him down to nothing on the health ledger. He recovered. He always recovers, right up until the part where he doesn't. His usual cause of death reads simply as died; the last entry on his card was suicide, so credit where due — someone else finally did the honors for him. Five prior lives, longest fifty-two minutes, zero kills across every one of them, and this life added a fourth hour to his personal record and a fifth zero to his kill column. The math has never once favored improvement over repetition.
ObituariesLivoniaPvPPersonal Bests
Killed by Unforgivn420
LAR · 30 m
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 79
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 85
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 95
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 93
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 84
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 78
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 76
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 72
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 70
Horde — 15 blows over 1m
HP down to 60
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 59
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 54
Sessions 2–5
4 logins
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 35
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 34
Horde — 30 blows over 5m
HP down to 38
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 91
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 85
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.