Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Angryas1anpanda · Life 1 · Livonia
Angryas1anpanda, a man whose entire prior career amounted to eleven minutes on Chernarus before the usual verdict of died, opened a Livonia file that ran twenty-nine minutes and closed it with no verdict at all.
“He survived everything we could throw at him and then the paperwork just stopped. We don't do miracles here, we do intake.”
He fought the infected five separate times, the worst of it a seven-hit mauling that left him limping through the low forties on health and somehow walking away from it. Two sessions, zero kills, a survival stretch that nearly tripled his career best — and then the record simply goes quiet, no cause entered, no note left, the same blank page his file has produced before, just longer this time.
The desk does not consider this progress. It considers it a man improving his stamina for dying without a reason.
ObituariesLivoniaUnknownRepeat Offender
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 98 · Water 1241
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 44
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 62
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 65
Horde — 7 blows over 3m
HP down to 77
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Session 2 began
Logged in.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.