Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 3 · Livonia
RonaldRaygun552 came back to Livonia for a third go at a life this desk has now buried twice before, fought off the infected three separate times — the worst leaving eight marks and no clear victor — and then, nineteen minutes in, simply stopped appearing in the record, with no cause offered anywhere in the file.
“We logged the bites, we logged the sessions, and then the entry just ends — like whoever was writing it got called away.”
The résumé remains what it has always been: seven prior lives spread across every map the dead frequent, a personal best of two hours and ten minutes set on Chernarus, zero confirmed kills in any of them, and a habitual killer — animals — that has apparently taken the day off this time out of professional courtesy. None of that carried over. This was life number three on Livonia specifically, and it ended faster than either of the two the paper has already run under his name, with the infected once again cast in a supporting role rather than a closing one.
What the ledger shows is a man who beat the odds three separate times in nineteen minutes and then answered to something the ledger declined to name. The paper does not speculate. It notes only that this is now the third time RonaldRaygun552 has generated a headline and the third time none of them have been about anything he did on purpose.
ObituariesLivoniaUnknownRepeat Customer
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 575 · Water 1807
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 100
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Sessions 2–4
3 logins
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.