Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 10 · Livonia
RonaldRaygun552 spent three hours and forty-nine minutes surviving twenty-one separate meetings with the infected, walked away from the worst of them with a dozen bites still on his ledger and his health intact, and then closed the file himself.
“He's the rare case where the infected are the ones who should be filing complaints about being outlasted.”
This was the tenth time Livonia has carried his name, and the seventeenth time any map has, and the pattern holds with a consistency the infected never managed against him: no confirmed kill this life, none of note across the other sixteen, and a longest-ever stretch of nine hours and nineteen minutes logged on Chernarus that this outing did not come close to touching. He answered every physical threat the world put in front of him and then, in good health, with nothing chasing him and nothing left to answer, filed the same ending he has filed most times before.
The record does not list a reason. It lists a body count of zero, a bite count of twenty-one, and a cause that reads self-inflicted for what the desk's ledger shows is not the first time and will not, on current form, be the last.
ObituariesLivoniaSelf-InflictedRepeat Offender
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 927 · Water 1257 · bleeding ×1
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 94
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 12 blows over 3m
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Horde — 8 blows over 3m
HP down to 100
Horde — 9 blows over 3m
HP down to 94
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 10 blows over 4m
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Sessions 2–15
14 logins
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.