Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 7 · Livonia
RonaldRaygun552 survived two separate maulings by the infected — the worse of the two four hits deep — and then died anyway, of nothing the record cares to name, eight minutes into his seventh documented Livonia life.
“I've filed this name under six different causes of death. This one I filed under nothing.”
This is the map where he once managed five hours and twenty-three minutes, a personal best the paper has cited before and will now cite again, mournfully, as evidence of what he is capable of and consistently declines to do. Thirteen prior lives, one confirmed kill across all of them, and a habit of dying to other men's bullets that he broke this time only by dying to absolutely nothing at all — the ledger simply stops, mid-sentence, the way it does when the paper's sources go quiet and stay quiet.
Two sessions logged. Eight minutes lived. No mechanism recorded, no last stand, no argument lost to anything with teeth or a trigger. The infected got their two swings in and walked away unrewarded, which under the circumstances counts as the most competent thing anyone did all night.
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Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 1145 · Water 582
Session 2 began
Logged in.
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.