Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago

RonaldRaygun552 Outlasted Eighteen Infected, Then Beat Them to the Last Word

Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 8 · Sakhal

RonaldRaygun552's eighth Sakhal life ran two hours and twenty-four minutes before he closed it himself, which by the standards of his own file counts as a personal best.

The Rap Sheet · Deceased

Survived: 2h 24m
Kills: 0
Sessions: 10
Cause: Suicide (hunted)

“He's the only name in this file who beat the infected eighteen times and lost to the paperwork anyway.”
— a continuity clerk who cross-references how a life ends against how the last seventeen did

The infected found him eighteen separate times, once for a beating that ran to thirteen hits, and each time he walked away with nothing to show for it — no kills, no trophies, just a body that kept absorbing punishment and kept moving. At the end, with something on his trail again, he wrote the last line before anything else could. The paper does not speculate on why. It only has the record, and the record says he finished the sentence himself.

That record now runs to nineteen lives across every map, one confirmed kill in all of them, and a habit — logged long before Sakhal ever entered the picture — of ending things the same way he ended this one. His longest stretch, over nine hours on Chernarus, remains untouched. Every attempt since has been a shorter draft of that first good chapter.

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The Final Reload

2h 24m in
Died — Suicide (hunted)
Energy 973 · Water 3164
2h 16m in
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 87
2h 11m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
2h 01m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
1h 41m in
Horde — 13 blows over 2m
HP down to 93
1h 39m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
1h 35m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
1h 30m in
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
1h 04m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
1h 02m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
0h 56m in
Horde — 8 blows over 4m
HP down to 93
0h 53m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
0h 50m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
0h 44m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
0h 37m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
0h 34m in
Sessions 2–10
9 logins
0h 23m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
0h 19m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
0h 05m in
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 94
0h 05m in
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
0h 00m
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.

More From the Morgue

The Final Reload

2h 24m in

Died — Suicide (hunted)

Energy 973 · Water 3164

2h 16m in

Horde — 6 blows over 1m

HP down to 87

2h 11m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

2h 01m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

1h 41m in

Horde — 13 blows over 2m

HP down to 93

1h 39m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

1h 35m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

1h 30m in

Horde — 8 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

1h 04m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

1h 02m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

0h 56m in

Horde — 8 blows over 4m

HP down to 93

0h 53m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

0h 50m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 95

0h 44m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

0h 37m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

0h 34m in

Sessions 2–10

9 logins

0h 23m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

0h 19m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

0h 05m in

Horde — 9 blows over 1m

HP down to 94

0h 05m in

Life qualified

Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.

0h 00m

Washed ashore — life begins

Session 1. Grace period active.