Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 7 · Sakhal
RonaldRaygun552 survived four separate sit-downs with the infected this life, the worst of them leaving him at fifteen percent of himself, and then, in apparent good health, simply stopped being alive.
“We get bites, falls, bad decisions with firearms. We do not often get a clean bill of health that simply declines to continue.”
The paper has now buried this face seven times on Sakhal alone and can report, with some professional embarrassment, that this was the tidiest of the seven. Four sessions, fifty-eight minutes, five separate infected encounters survived outright — and then the ledger goes blank where the cause of death is supposed to sit. No wound. No hunger. No weather. Just a man who was fine, and then wasn't, with nothing written next to his name to explain the gap.
This continues a career that has, across seventeen prior lives on every map that will still take his file, produced exactly one confirmed kill. His best outing remains five hours and change on Livonia; his most recent death before this one was self-inflicted. Zero kills again this time keeps the streak alive, if streak is the word for a number that has never once moved.
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Died — Unknown
Energy 106 · Water 211
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 15
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 26
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 63
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 88
Sessions 2–4
3 logins
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.