Obituary · NASDARA BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of DannyBoy873524 · Life 2 · Nasdara
DannyBoy873524 returned to Nasdara for a second file and lasted fifty minutes, long enough to survive three separate maulings before stepping off something the paper is not permitted to name and landing on nothing survivable.
“We've started separating his mauling survivals from his death reports. They tell two different stories about the same man.”
The record shows a man who, for once, did everything right against the infected — he absorbed a four-bite mauling and walked away from it, which for a six-life career average amounts to a personal triumph. He was in good health, untouched by hunger or thirst, carrying none of the chronic bleed-outs that have defined his prior five deaths. Then he fell, which the infected did not do to him and no other survivor can be blamed for.
His best prior run, three hours and twenty-six minutes, was also logged on this map, which means Nasdara has now seen both the best and the dumbest version of this particular file. The desk notes the pattern without pleasure: he keeps surviving the part that's supposed to kill him.
ObituariesNasdaraEnvironmentRepeat Offender
Died — Fell
Energy 354 · Water 550
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 92
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Session 2 began
Logged in.
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 100
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.