Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of RonaldRaygun552 · Life 2 · Sakhal
RonaldRaygun552 spent two prior lives proving he could kill himself faster than the map could, and on his second Sakhal file he broke the streak by dying to something else entirely.
“He fought off five separate infected contacts to keep a life he'd have deleted himself twice already. The wolf didn't get the memo about how this usually ends.”
The ledger shows a man who took twelve bites in a single sitting, watched his health bottom out to nothing, and then — inexplicably, against a personal history of throwing in the towel — recovered. He nursed himself back to full color across seven sessions and eighty-nine minutes, a personal best anywhere on record short of his two-hour Chernarus run. Then a wolf found him in good health, with a clean bill and zero kills to his name, and finished a job he'd usually reserved for himself.
His usual cause of death is suicide. This time the paper notes, for the record, that someone else had to do it.
ObituariesSakhalEnvironmentSelf-Sabotage
Died — Wolf
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Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 4m
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 12 blows over 3m
HP down to 92
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Sessions 2–7
6 logins
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.