After Two False Starts, xWoAAHx Finally Outlasted Their Own Record — Then Ended It Personally

The math alone earns a paragraph: two prior lives topping out at twenty-one minutes, a lifetime kill count of zero, and a habit of simply dying that the paper had come to treat as a personality trait. On Sakhal, across three sessions, xWoAAHx broke the pattern — outrunning three separate infected incidents, the worst a sustained eighteen-hit mauling that left them clinging to consciousness by a thread thinner than their water supply. They survived the infected. They did not survive the drought that followed. At the end, thirst had worn them down to nothing worth defending, and rather than wait for the world to finish the job, xWoAAHx did it themselves.

The record now shows a life more than triple their previous best, still zero kills, and an ending nobody else can take credit for. Sakhal, for its part, remains undefeated.