Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 1 month ago

Angrydavies89's Debut Ledger Closes at 136 Bites and One Bullet He Never Saw Coming

Filed by The Desk · A life of Angrydavies89 · Life 1 · Sakhal

Angrydavies89 opened his very first file on Sakhal with thirty-four sessions of patient, uneventful living, and closed it one day and three hours later at the hands of a stranger who needed exactly one round to do what a hundred and thirty-six infected could not.

The Rap Sheet · Deceased

Survived: 27h 49m
Kills: 0
Sessions: 34
Cause: Killed

“He survived everything that wanted to eat him and lost to the one thing that just wanted him dead.”
— a records clerk who files debut deaths under 'preventable' more often than not

The tally reads like a man who treated the dead as background noise: a hundred and thirty-six run-ins with the infected, one stretch of two dozen bites that would have folded lesser survivors, and not a scratch that stopped him. He carried zero kills across every session, which the desk notes without judgment — some men come to this world to hunt, others simply to endure it, and Angrydavies89 was doing a passable job of the latter. Then XxBE4zyxX found him at three meters with an M16-A2 and ended the only file the man had ever opened, on any map, in any life. The infected had thirty-six hours to make their case. A stranger with a rifle needed one.

ObituariesSakhalPvPDebut

The Final Reload

27h 49m in
Killed by XxBE4zyxX
M16-A2 · 3 m
27h 46m in
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 90
27h 30m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
27h 01m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 73
26h 54m in
Horde — 16 blows over 1m
HP down to 70
26h 44m in
Horde — 8 blows over 3m
HP down to 83
26h 36m in
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 78
26h 19m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 55
26h 17m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 61
26h 13m in
Horde — 17 blows over 1m
HP down to 66
26h 12m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 74
26h 03m in
Horde — 16 blows over 7m
HP down to 70
26h 00m in
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 84
25h 54m in
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
24h 56m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
24h 25m in
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 83
24h 09m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 58
23h 41m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 91
23h 18m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
23h 11m in
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 100
22h 59m in
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 91
22h 48m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
22h 43m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
22h 36m in
Horde — 5 blows over 3m
HP down to 99
22h 27m in
Horde — 17 blows over 5m
HP down to 95
22h 24m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
22h 00m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
21h 41m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
21h 04m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
20h 45m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
20h 41m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
20h 29m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
20h 22m in
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
20h 06m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
19h 59m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
19h 55m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
19h 40m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
19h 37m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
19h 25m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
19h 21m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
19h 11m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
19h 10m in
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 98
18h 44m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
18h 32m in
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
18h 18m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
18h 13m in
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
16h 15m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
15h 28m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
15h 23m in
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
14h 58m in
Horde — 11 blows over 1m
HP down to 94
14h 49m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
14h 46m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
13h 51m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
13h 26m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
13h 23m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
13h 18m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
13h 15m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
13h 07m in
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 94
13h 04m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
12h 54m in
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 97
12h 49m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
12h 44m in
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
12h 39m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
12h 33m in
Horde — 6 blows over 4m
HP down to 98
12h 17m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
12h 06m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
11h 55m in
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 96
11h 32m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
11h 09m in
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 95
10h 52m in
Horde — 6 blows over 4m
HP down to 92
10h 37m in
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 87
10h 32m in
Horde — 11 blows over 2m
HP down to 82
10h 28m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
10h 21m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
10h 14m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
10h 08m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
9h 34m in
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
9h 29m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
9h 19m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 81
9h 05m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 60
9h 02m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 56
8h 30m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 39
8h 24m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 39
8h 20m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 46
7h 50m in
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 86
7h 27m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
7h 14m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
7h 00m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 93
6h 56m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 87
6h 50m in
Horde — 10 blows over 2m
HP down to 80
6h 46m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
6h 15m in
Horde — 9 blows over 2m
HP down to 85
6h 05m in
Horde — 5 blows over 4m
HP down to 95
6h 02m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
5h 51m in
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 91
5h 44m in
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 97
5h 38m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
5h 31m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
5h 28m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
5h 24m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
5h 20m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
5h 17m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
5h 12m in
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 93
5h 07m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
5h 04m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
4h 46m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 83
4h 38m in
Horde — 14 blows over 5m
HP down to 80
4h 30m in
Horde — 8 blows over 3m
HP down to 74
4h 24m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 73
4h 19m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 75
4h 16m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 74
4h 06m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 61
3h 50m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 50
3h 34m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 62
3h 30m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 70
3h 26m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 72
3h 20m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 73
3h 11m in
Horde — 21 blows over 2m
HP down to 63
3h 07m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 83
2h 58m in
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 75
2h 49m in
Horde — 22 blows over 6m
HP down to 75
2h 42m in
Horde — 9 blows over 1m
HP down to 77
2h 39m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 91
2h 34m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 82
2h 24m in
Horde — 9 blows over 5m
HP down to 73
2h 18m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 79
2h 16m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 75
2h 00m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 72
1h 54m in
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
1h 41m in
Horde — 6 blows over 4m
HP down to 93
1h 30m in
Horde — 10 blows over 3m
HP down to 92
1h 19m in
Horde — 4 blows over 4m
HP down to 85
1h 15m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 80
0h 43m in
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 25
0h 38m in
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 17
0h 22m in
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 43
0h 20m in
Sessions 2–34
33 logins
0h 18m in
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 59
0h 08m in
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 70
0h 05m in
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
0h 04m in
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 72
0h 01m in
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
0h 00m
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.

More From the Morgue

The Final Reload

27h 49m in

Killed by XxBE4zyxX

M16-A2 · 3 m

27h 46m in

Took a beating — 1 hit

HP down to 90

27h 30m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 99

27h 01m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 73

26h 54m in

Horde — 16 blows over 1m

HP down to 70

26h 44m in

Horde — 8 blows over 3m

HP down to 83

26h 36m in

Horde — 3 blows over 2m

HP down to 78

26h 19m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 55

26h 17m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 61

26h 13m in

Horde — 17 blows over 1m

HP down to 66

26h 12m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 74

26h 03m in

Horde — 16 blows over 7m

HP down to 70

26h 00m in

Horde — 8 blows over 2m

HP down to 84

25h 54m in

Horde — 6 blows over 1m

HP down to 95

24h 56m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 99

24h 25m in

Horde — 5 blows over 2m

HP down to 83

24h 09m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 58

23h 41m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 91

23h 18m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

23h 11m in

Horde — 5 blows over 2m

HP down to 100

22h 59m in

Took a beating — 1 hit

HP down to 91

22h 48m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 98

22h 43m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 99

22h 36m in

Horde — 5 blows over 3m

HP down to 99

22h 27m in

Horde — 17 blows over 5m

HP down to 95

22h 24m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

22h 00m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

21h 41m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

21h 04m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 98

20h 45m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

20h 41m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 98

20h 29m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

20h 22m in

Horde — 9 blows over 1m

HP down to 91

20h 06m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 95

19h 59m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

19h 55m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

19h 40m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 95

19h 37m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 89

19h 25m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 95

19h 21m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 92

19h 11m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 98

19h 10m in

Took a beating — 1 hit

HP down to 98

18h 44m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 98

18h 32m in

Horde — 8 blows over 1m

HP down to 98

18h 18m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 97

18h 13m in

Horde — 5 blows over 2m

HP down to 98

16h 15m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

15h 28m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 99

15h 23m in

Horde — 6 blows over 1m

HP down to 95

14h 58m in

Horde — 11 blows over 1m

HP down to 94

14h 49m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

14h 46m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 96

13h 51m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

13h 26m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 100

13h 23m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

13h 18m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

13h 15m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

13h 07m in

Horde — 7 blows over 2m

HP down to 94

13h 04m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 99

12h 54m in

Horde — 8 blows over 2m

HP down to 97

12h 49m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 98

12h 44m in

Horde — 7 blows over 2m

HP down to 98

12h 39m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

12h 33m in

Horde — 6 blows over 4m

HP down to 98

12h 17m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 98

12h 06m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 95

11h 55m in

Horde — 6 blows over 2m

HP down to 96

11h 32m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 89

11h 09m in

Horde — 3 blows over 2m

HP down to 95

10h 52m in

Horde — 6 blows over 4m

HP down to 92

10h 37m in

Horde — 6 blows over 2m

HP down to 87

10h 32m in

Horde — 11 blows over 2m

HP down to 82

10h 28m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

10h 21m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 99

10h 14m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

10h 08m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

9h 34m in

Horde — 7 blows over 1m

HP down to 99

9h 29m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

9h 19m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 81

9h 05m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 60

9h 02m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 56

8h 30m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 39

8h 24m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 39

8h 20m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 46

7h 50m in

Horde — 5 blows over 2m

HP down to 86

7h 27m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 96

7h 14m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 96

7h 00m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 93

6h 56m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 87

6h 50m in

Horde — 10 blows over 2m

HP down to 80

6h 46m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 92

6h 15m in

Horde — 9 blows over 2m

HP down to 85

6h 05m in

Horde — 5 blows over 4m

HP down to 95

6h 02m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

5h 51m in

Horde — 6 blows over 2m

HP down to 91

5h 44m in

Horde — 8 blows over 2m

HP down to 97

5h 38m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 100

5h 31m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 94

5h 28m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 90

5h 24m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 98

5h 20m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 97

5h 17m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 99

5h 12m in

Horde — 7 blows over 2m

HP down to 93

5h 07m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 100

5h 04m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 99

4h 46m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 83

4h 38m in

Horde — 14 blows over 5m

HP down to 80

4h 30m in

Horde — 8 blows over 3m

HP down to 74

4h 24m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 73

4h 19m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 75

4h 16m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 74

4h 06m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 61

3h 50m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 50

3h 34m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 62

3h 30m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 70

3h 26m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 72

3h 20m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 73

3h 11m in

Horde — 21 blows over 2m

HP down to 63

3h 07m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 83

2h 58m in

Horde — 6 blows over 1m

HP down to 75

2h 49m in

Horde — 22 blows over 6m

HP down to 75

2h 42m in

Horde — 9 blows over 1m

HP down to 77

2h 39m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 91

2h 34m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 82

2h 24m in

Horde — 9 blows over 5m

HP down to 73

2h 18m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 79

2h 16m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 75

2h 00m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 72

1h 54m in

Horde — 8 blows over 1m

HP down to 90

1h 41m in

Horde — 6 blows over 4m

HP down to 93

1h 30m in

Horde — 10 blows over 3m

HP down to 92

1h 19m in

Horde — 4 blows over 4m

HP down to 85

1h 15m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 80

0h 43m in

Horde — 4 blows over 1m

HP down to 25

0h 38m in

Horde — 10 blows over 1m

HP down to 17

0h 22m in

Infected — 2 blows

HP down to 43

0h 20m in

Sessions 2–34

33 logins

0h 18m in

Horde — 3 blows over 1m

HP down to 59

0h 08m in

Infected — 1 blow

HP down to 70

0h 05m in

Life qualified

Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.

0h 04m in

Horde — 8 blows over 1m

HP down to 72

0h 01m in

Horde — 5 blows over 1m

HP down to 89

0h 00m

Washed ashore — life begins

Session 1. Grace period active.