Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 3 months ago
XxBE4zyxX outlasted his own personal best by nearly a full day this time, which the record will note mostly because the ending was so much louder than the achievement.
“We watched him swing at that horde like a man settling an old score. He lost the debate nineteen times before he lost the war.”
One hundred and twenty-seven separate skirmishes with the infected, one of which alone required nineteen separate hits to finish the argument, and XxBE4zyxX walked away from every single one until the hundred and twenty-eighth decided otherwise. He bled out hunted, which is a more dignified sentence than his usual habit of simply dying of exposure, boredom, or in his last outing, his own hand. Forty sessions invested in a man who has now compiled zero confirmed kills across five separate lives on two separate landmasses, a streak so pure it borders on principle rather than misfortune.
Credit where it's due: 1 day and 10 hours is a new personal record, comfortably eclipsing the 18 hours and 27 minutes he managed on Sakhal before whatever happened there happened. That he spent the extra time accumulating infected encounters like loyalty points rather than converting any of them into a single kill is the kind of consistency that should be studied, if only as a cautionary tale.
ObituariesLivoniaEnvironmentInfected Loyalty Program
Died — Mauled
Energy 2098 · Water 2344 · bleeding ×1
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 7 blows over 3m
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 3m
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Horde — 18 blows over 5m
HP down to 95
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 7 blows over 4m
HP down to 97
Horde — 10 blows over 2m
HP down to 97
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 16 blows over 1m
HP down to 89
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 10 blows over 4m
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 12 blows over 1m
HP down to 85
Horde — 13 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Horde — 11 blows over 3m
HP down to 94
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Horde — 11 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 95
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 94
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 19 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 15 blows over 3m
HP down to 94
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 99
Horde — 6 blows over 5m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 11 blows over 3m
HP down to 92
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 4 blows over 2m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 9 blows over 4m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 88
Horde — 19 blows over 1m
HP down to 71
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 77
Sessions 2–40
39 logins
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 88
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 87
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 82
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 72
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 75
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.