Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 2 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of GreenGreg420 · Life 1 · Chernarus
GreenGreg420 opened his first-ever file anywhere with thirty-two minutes on the clock and closed it bleeding, having taken on the infected five times and won exactly zero of those arguments.
“Five visits from the same problem and he never once changed the plan. That's not bad luck, that's a policy.”
Two sessions was all it took to establish a pattern: encounter, damage, retreat, repeat, until the fifth encounter skipped the retreat part entirely. The worst of the five cost him eight separate hits, which is not survival so much as a prolonged and losing correspondence with something that does not accept counteroffers. He bled out at zero, a number the ledger does not print lightly.
No kills of his own went into the record, no priors preceded it, and no enemy combatant gets a line here, because there wasn't one — just teeth, persistence, and a newcomer who kept answering the door.
ObituariesChernarusEnvironmentDebut
Died — Mauled
Energy 287 · Water 572
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 2
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 11
Session 2 began
Logged in.
Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 61
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.