Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 1 month ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Landmineog · Life 1 · Chernarus
Landmineog opened an account on Chernarus with no history to speak of anywhere, and closed it one hour and twenty-five minutes later having survived ten separate maulings only to lose the eleventh.
“Eleven engagements and he still went out listed as hunted, not fought. That's not a fight. That's a pursuit with a paperwork problem at the end.”
The tally reads like a man who kept getting up: three sessions, eleven confirmed run-ins with the infected, one stretch of twenty-one hits absorbed and somehow walked away from. Then the twelfth encounter never got logged as a stretch — the infected simply finished what the previous ten had only rehearsed, and Landmineog's vitals dropped to nothing with no other name attached to the file. Zero kills credited in return, which this desk notes without judgment; some debuts are spent running, not shooting.
What's left on the ledger is a first life that never got a second act and a body count of one, none of it his.
ObituariesChernarusEnvironmentDebut
Died — Infected
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Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 1
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 4
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 34
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 40
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 54
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 64
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 68
Horde — 21 blows over 1m
HP down to 77
Sessions 2–3
2 logins
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 99
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.