Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · today
Filed by The Desk · A life of RCEU RUNTY · Life 1 · Chernarus
RCEU RUNTY arrived on Chernarus with no prior life anywhere to consult and no cautionary tale to borrow, and two hours and fifteen minutes later he ended his own debut in perfect health, the infected having done everything but finish the job.
“He beat thirteen bites clean and then filed his own paperwork. We don't have a category for that.”
Six sessions produced a single life, which is either patience or procrastination depending on who is filing the report. Ten separate run-ins with the infected are logged against his name, one of them a thirteen-hit ordeal that would have ended lesser debuts on the spot, and yet the body that walked away from that encounter was, by every metric this desk can print, sound. Zero kills stand on the ledger, which means whatever RCEU RUNTY learned in two hours and fifteen minutes, he learned it without ever needing to raise a hand against anyone else.
The file closes the way it opened: alone, unwitnessed, and by his own decision. No assailant is named because none exists. The record simply stops, and the stopping was his to write.
ObituariesChernarusSelf-InflictedDebuts
Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 3927 · Water 3995
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 13 blows over 4m
HP down to 95
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Sessions 2–6
5 logins
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 94
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.