Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of ThatsMyStuff722 · Life 1 · Chernarus
ThatsMyStuff722 arrived on Chernarus with no file anywhere on the continent and, eleven hours and nine minutes later, left one that ends mid-sentence — forty-five scraps with the infected survived, the worst of them fourteen teeth deep, and then simply nothing.
“We had the health bar, we had the timestamp, we did not have a verb.”
The ledger is thorough right up until it isn't. Ten sessions logged, a health total that dipped to thirty-nine and climbed back every time, zero confirmed kills against zero confirmed threats worth killing — a first life spent losing arguments to the dead and winning them, forty-five separate times, until the forty-sixth entry never got made. No bite. No fall. No hunger, no thirst, no ambush. The paper checked twice.
What the record shows is a man who was, by every measure available, fine. What it does not show is what happened next, and for a desk that lives on mechanism, that is the whole story: a survivor with no priors on any map anywhere, gone in a manner nobody bothered to write down.
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Died — Suicide (in good health)
Energy 4872 · Water 4654
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 93
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 85
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 65
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 72
Horde — 14 blows over 1m
HP down to 80
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 90
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 91
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 93
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 92
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Sessions 2–10
9 logins
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 92
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 94
Horde — 5 blows over 2m
HP down to 92
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 70
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 51
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 45
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 43
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 39
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.