Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Twhizzle4life · Life 1 · Sakhal
Twhizzle4life, whose only other recorded life ran five hours and twenty-two minutes and produced nothing worth shooting at, opened a new file on Sakhal and closed it in one hour and seven, courtesy of a rifle round fired from twenty-five meters by a man who has apparently made a hobby of it.
“He's not chasing kills. He's chasing a very specific kind of quiet.”
The ledger shows the usual furniture of a life that never quite got going: five separate scuffles with the infected, one of which required absorbing ten hits before whatever passed for a plan kicked in, and two firefights that left marks without leaving lessons. Health cratered to nothing exactly once, which this desk notes is generally the last entry in any file, and today was no exception. Three sessions were spent assembling this hour and seven minutes, which is a great deal of effort to spend arriving at the same zero this player has now posted twice on two different continents.
YrJustBad did the honors with a KAS-74U, adding another name to a growing personal ledger of short files closed at range. Twhizzle4life's own kill column remains, as it has since the beginning of recorded history, empty.
ObituariesSakhalPvPBlank Ledger
Killed by YrJustBad
KAS-74U · 25 m
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 30
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 33
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 31
Horde — 8 blows over 1m
HP down to 39
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 42
Firefight — hit by xWoAAHx
3 hits taken · HP 51
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Sessions 2–3
2 logins
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.