Obituary · SAKHAL BUREAU · 3 months ago
YrJustBad, whose only prior life anywhere ran six hours and thirty-two minutes and ended the same way most of his do, spent five hours and six minutes on Sakhal proving he could out-endure the infected before something with an engine proved he couldn't.
“He beat every set of teeth on this map and lost to physics.”
The tally reads like a dare: nineteen separate scuffles with the infected, one stretch of twelve consecutive hits absorbed and walked away from, one full-body fire, and a health bar that bottomed out at zero and somehow came back. He did all of that with a clean sheet, zero kills across two lives now, a man who has never once needed to pull a trigger to survive. Then a vehicle he did not appear to be steering did what nineteen dead men in various states of decay could not.
His record shows one prior life, one prior death to another survivor's gun, and now a second death to no one at all. The desk notes he is trending in the opposite direction of interesting.
ObituariesSakhalEnvironmentVehicular
Died — Vehicle
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Horde — 6 blows over 1m
HP down to 96
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 98
Burned — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 98
Horde — 12 blows over 2m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 98
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 95
Horde — 6 blows over 2m
HP down to 97
Horde — 5 blows over 1m
HP down to 92
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 10 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 2m
HP down to 89
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 82
Sessions 2–9
8 logins
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 74
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 75
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 63
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 97
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.