Survivor · unclaimed
0 alive · 0 banned · 2 clear · 2 servers
Every life here is tracked to the minute, birth to death, across sessions.
Chernarus
Not played
Nasdara
Not played
First seen Jul 2026
3 obituaries filed
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Turdbazket's eighth Chernarus file ran twenty-one minutes, a full eight minutes longer than anything he'd managed anywhere on the map before, and he spent every one of those extra minutes not eating.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Six prior lives ended by his own hand across every map he's touched, and Chernarus finally gave turdbazket a seventh cause of death that required someone else's teeth.
CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Turdbazket clawed back from three percent of himself after a swarm left five marks on him, held on for twelve minutes on Chernarus, and then the file closes with no hand attached to it — no infected, no bullet, no fall, nothing.