Obituary · CHERNARUS BUREAU · 3 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of Cee Lo GREEN 96 · Life 1 · Chernarus
Cee Lo GREEN 96 arrived on Chernarus with no file anywhere on record, spent five hours and thirty-five minutes across seven sittings fighting off the infected in bunches, and was closed out by TidierCart8730's M4-A1 from a distance most people reserve for handshakes.
“Six meters is not a range. It's a decision someone else made for you.”
The infected tried fifteen times and only once got close to finishing the job, a scrum that left him clawing his way back from something under half of what he started with. He survived that. He survived a firefight before it, too, the kind that leaves a mark but not a headline. None of it mattered once TidierCart8730 closed to six meters and settled the question with a rifle that did not require the intimacy it was given.
The record shows zero kills credited to the departed across the whole of his one and only life, which means the ledger opened blank and closed blank, save for the entry describing how it ended. Cee Lo GREEN 96 leaves behind no history to compare against, no prior chapters to contradict, and no evidence he ever got the chance to return fire.
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Killed by TidierCart8730
M4-A1 · 6 m
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 99
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 96
Horde — 10 blows over 2m
HP down to 93
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 7 blows over 1m
HP down to 97
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 100
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 99
Horde — 5 blows over 3m
HP down to 97
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Horde — 4 blows over 5m
HP down to 98
Sessions 2–7
6 logins
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.