Cee Lo GREEN 96 Survived Three Infected Bites, Lost to an Empty Stomach

The infected tried four times to finish the job themselves, the worst exchange leaving him at twenty-nine points of health and, evidently, no wiser. He shook it off each time, which the record will note as the only competent thing he did this life, before his own appetite succeeded where the wildlife failed. Across the ledger this is a known name: one prior life, five hours and thirty-five minutes of it spent on Chernarus doing whatever it is that produces zero kills, and a habit of dying to other survivors that he apparently decided to break by dying to nothing at all instead. Progress, of a sort.