Obituary · LIVONIA BUREAU · 2 months ago
Filed by The Desk · A life of HillyGorilla175 · Life 1 · Livonia
Livonia had no prior record of HillyGorilla175 — no life, no death, no reputation — and after one hour and thirty-seven minutes across five sittings, it has exactly one entry, and it ends in bleeding.
“Twenty-one hits and he still logged out standing. We don't usually get to write the sequel.”
The ledger shows ten separate encounters with the infected, a career's worth of grappling for a debut, with one swarm alone landing twenty-one hits before the man managed to disengage. He was seen down to a third of himself and climbing back, which the desk notes with something like respect, before the final encounter arrived and did not ask for a rematch. Zero kills stand beside his name, not as an accusation but as a simple accounting: he came to Livonia to look around, and Livonia looked back with considerable interest.
There is no shame file to open here. A stranger to every continent walked onto this one and immediately became the most bitten man in it, which is less a character flaw than a statistical inevitability nobody warned him about.
ObituariesLivoniaEnvironmentDebuts
Died — Mauled
Energy 2158 · Water 1772 · bleeding ×3
Horde — 14 blows over 3m
HP down to 67
Horde — 12 blows over 1m
HP down to 57
Infected — 2 blows
HP down to 60
Horde — 7 blows over 2m
HP down to 55
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 54
Infected — 1 blow
HP down to 41
Horde — 4 blows over 1m
HP down to 35
Took a beating — 1 hit
HP down to 58
Horde — 3 blows over 1m
HP down to 82
Horde — 8 blows over 2m
HP down to 92
Sessions 2–5
4 logins
Life qualified
Five minutes survived. The grace period ends; from here, death counts.
Washed ashore — life begins
Session 1. Grace period active.